*puts an offer on the table* I promise I’ll draw you cute pictures, watch anime, cosplay and cuddle and play video games with you if you befriend me.
tate: let’s commit suicide together, it’ll be like romeo and juliet
violet: um…ok brb. DAD HELP MY BOYFRIEND IS A SERIAL KILLER
tate: too late ur already dead but its ok i love u babe
wanna know how punk i am??????
*punches a wall*
drive me to the hospital
*grabs my own ass* nice
Olivia Benson, the most influential woman of my early adulthood, telling you what’s up.
Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”
Then watch them crash and burn
I can’t even hahahaha ozzy is one funny motherfucker